It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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