I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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