Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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