Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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