I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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