Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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