Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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