if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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