The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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