is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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