I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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