She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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