I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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