its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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