North Korea, Best Korea!
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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