Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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