Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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