East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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