Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
