now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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