Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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