well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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