Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I understand Curling. That high.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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