I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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