You're so nebulous sometimes
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
whose parrot is this?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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