idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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