i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
