So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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