I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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