I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I have fence marks all over my body
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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