The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
she looked like the before picture.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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