Duck Duck Cougar?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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