I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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