well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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