Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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