Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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