A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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