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• (440): View more from Ohio

  you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup

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• (361): View more from Texas

  As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.

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• (805): View more from California

  Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.

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• (227): View more from Maryland

  I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!

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• (805): View more from California

  Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.

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• (619): View more from California

  You in for a dick vacation?

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  YES, even though I have no idea what that means

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!

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• (716): View more from New York

  He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.

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