I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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