you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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