Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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