But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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