JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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