Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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