Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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