just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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