This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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