I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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