My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
is it fun? or sober?
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