He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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