its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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