I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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