my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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