don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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