This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
tell me about the eggs
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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